thebigdiv.co.uk This is my brain it’s torturous analytical thoughts make me go insane.

fly, icarus, fly.

fly, icarus, fly.

take in all the sights you've always dreamed of.

why should the stars be the only ones to shine down?

and besides, other than the closest few,

the light from these stars takes years to reach this earth,

so most of the? stars we see today, are just images from the past

soon to burn out and fall from their paths.

surely its time for some new stars to erupt?

but don't fly too high icarus.
these birds and these stars have maintained their heights for good reason,

and with each passing season heathens have tried to share in their flight path

and at this you might laugh,

but history has? shown, that if you fly too high, too quick

your wings will get burned, or get clipped.

so fly, icarus, fly.

shine and with time reward you might find

but take note of those that have come before you,

and don't let such heights go to your head,

lest you find yourself crashing, and burning, instead.

Tweet!

Got myself a copy of tweet attacks its very very good! It seems to emulate human behaviour to fool twitters bot protection.  Using it to follow people for The Century Club .  Gone from 3 followers to around 70 on both.  It also can DM and un-follow folk! Will see in the next few months how it goes

Motivational garbage talk

Some motivational speaker guru guy said to me ," If you can conceive it, you can achieve it ."

I was like ," O yeah ?.....then why is Emma Watson not dating me ?

......

Duct Tape

Have you ever noticed that duct tape is seldom used for actual duct work ?...It's like the inventor and the Patent Office didn't see eye to eye.  The inventor must've outlined in detail how the tape could be used to connect two opposing pieces of PVC or A/C duct tubing materials. The Patent guy was like ," That's all well and good......but can I use to fix my car seat ?.....close a gaping wound ?..........cover over an action hero's mouth and hands as he's sitting in a chair with a razor blade hidden between his finger ?"

The end of….

My god facebook has gotten boring!

Same people always posting their oh-so-boring, same type of statuses. By now I can predict who is going to say what each day. And others never do anything.

The novelty wore off... There is not much fun in finding old friends any more, because the ones that really matter don't contact u on FB. And the once that don't matter keep asking you the same questions - so what have you done since I last saw you, and for me the monotony of telling every person who I haven't seen since school what I'm "up to with my life" bored me to death...

About me: A Grauniad-style Q & A

Which living person do you most admire, and why? My 92 year old grandmother. Shes dementing a wee bit. Which means she says what she wants. About everything and anything. Which is how we should all be if we think about it.
When were you happiest? I love camping so am dead happy when I am off up north walking and chilling out.
What was your most embarrassing moment? Could be any of my drunken nights out really and streaking and the such
Aside from property, what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought? My Synth. Novation K station. £2000 quids worth of Synth
What is your most treasured possession? I dont have much in the way of stuff in my flat. Its mostly in my parents loft
Where would you like to live? I like New york New York
What’s your favourite smell? The box hedge at pollok county house.
Who would play you in the film of your life? I’m told Jack Osbourne but would love love love Zach Galifianakis to play me
What is your favourite book? Body farm the life story of Bill Bass
What is your most unappealing habit? I like to burp and enjoy it
What would be your fancy dress costume of choice? Chatterer Cenobite
What is your earliest memory? Being in bed at home?
What is your guiltiest pleasure? Beers. Lagers and Fyne Ales
What do you owe your parents? Everything
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? Je ne regrette rien…
What or who is the greatest love of your life? My family, Aldo and FAT DES!
What does love feel like? Your head is going to burst!
What was the best kiss of your life? I haven’t had my entire life yet so can’t say.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “dude” or “AWESOME” or “MAAATTEEE”
What is the worst job you’ve done? I was an office clerk for 2 years
If you could edit your past, what would you change? Nothing.
What is the closest you’ve come to death? Nothing really
What do you consider your greatest achievement? Munro bagging
When did you last cry, and why? On Wednesday, listening to a song in the car.
How do you relax? Chilling out and camping and Canoeing
What single thing would improve the quality of your life? Huge website fame!
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Always open doors for others.